How Baby Mamas on Child Support Look Like and How the Kids Look Like Memes

I didn't know who or what a Shawty Lo was until cease of last week, when folks hitting upwardly my Facebook fan page and said he deserved some words. I googled it and notice out that he is some dude with ten baby mamas, 11 kids and an upcoming reality TV show on Oxygen. In fact, the prove will be called "All My Babies Mamas." They all live in 1 business firm and this show volition exist about their drama.

Things like this is why we cannot have nice things. This is why we are losing as a people and species and I just want to hit my *wall slide*. We're regressing. iSweaterGAWD we are.

What's wrong with this? Well EVERYTHING. I can't find one thing right with it. I have many questions and no answers. Then I am just sitting here facepalming and shaking my caput, wondering where nosotros went wrong. Just I'ma inquire these questions anyway.

1. Why is this grown donkey man named Shawty Lo? Your mama named you Carlos and you grew up to answer to SHAWTY LO. Talk well-nigh knowing y'all weren't gonna be near much.

b. How did this dude, who is v'nothing get x women to procreate with him? He got 10 women to agree for him to inseminate them. This is what happens when girls live lives of lowered expectations.

iii. Does Squad Bad Decisions replicate like Gremlins? Information technology feels similar that's the case because there is surely no shortage of people who are walking around making piss poor decisions.

4a. Why does America keep awarding people for their lack of condom use? As if Teen Moms wasn't bad enough. Now we're getting a dude who must non know nearly the existence of condoms, has a lethal allergy that means he will literally dice if he puts ane on, or is so stupid and reckless that he can't be bothered to apply one. I believe pick number 3 is most likely. What does he become for his idiocy? A TV show near his dysfunctional life. I'm unable to even deal with this foolery. And we're to arraign equally we keep rewarding this behavior.

5. As well, how many STDs has this homo had or currently has? Statistically speaking, he is highly likely to have one or more. Clearly, he isn't a fan of safe use. I wonder if he has a whole new ecosystem growing in his nether regions. Dude is a walking virus, I bet. Weapons of mass diseases. He is a menace to public health and I am not here for any of information technology.

This whole matter is ridiculous. 10 baby mamas, 11 kids and i idiot behind information technology all. Well, no. These women can't be charged with having too much mutual sense either since they're the second parties to his sperm shooting parties.

And co-ordinate to NewsOne:

Each infant mama has an heart-communicable title such every bit the 'First Lady East'Creia,' who handles Lo's finances and who was really engaged to him at one indicate after he already had iii children. And then there's Angela, the "Fighter Infant Mama," Amanda, the "Jealous Baby Mama," Sujuan, the "Wanna-be Bougie Baby Mama" and Tamara, the "No-Drama Baby Mama."

This is some type of Zane novel gone bad. I promise. Or information technology's like some sometime racist white human'southward exact idea of what ALL Blackness people are like. I feel like I should be apologizing to someone for this.  Talmbout "So sorry. We're not all similar this." This is me:

Merely aback.

Each woman has a damb nickname. Like "Baby Mama" is some sort of ring they're in. Here's Spicy Baby Mama, Sporty Infant Mama… NAWL. This is terrible. Infant mama is the proper name of a movie and a fantasia song. Nada more. Stawp it. These are the mothers of your kids.

A man maxim "that's my infant mama" is basically just saying "oh that'south the heffa who let me freak without a condom and my sperm had a good solar day." Well, Shawty Lo's had at least 11 adept days. And ten fools who were accepting of it.

All of this is just irresponsible as hell. And we'll become to see this on Television set. Well, not WE. This is one show I'll be skipping out on. I depict a ratchet line, y'all! I Actually do. iCan't even deal with this. I'll spend each hour cursing while watching information technology. So nay. Y'all all-time non ask for recaps of this show from me. NAWL.

Anywho, will you lot be watching? What are your thoughts on this foolishment.

Edit: For those talmbout he shouldn't be roasted considering he is actually taking care of his kids. Well, I don't think he deserves a pat on the back for doing what he'due south SUPPOSED to be doing. Treating men like toddlers. "YAY SHAWTY! YOU'Due south A Proficient MAN FOR Being THERE FOR YOUR KIDS!" No. NAWL. Try over again. And stop living a life of lowered expectations. (-_-)

Also, Chris Rock already talked well-nigh this.

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